King of Persia. Declares War On Water. LowLights.

War is Not Unknown in Our World. Legends do so, Say. There have been a Few. Or More. Mainly We War with Each Other YET Great King Xerxes of Persia… had Others Ideas. 3 Simple Steps. To War. Join i, Shiro in a seek and search of His War On Water.?. Herein. A Legendary Battle that liquidated Great Dreams and branded Xerxes… deep inside. That Waterworks. Mysterious Ways. Pt. 1 First Sip.

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War is Not Unknown in Our World. Legends do so, Say. There have been a Few. Or More. Mainly We War with Each Other YET Great King Xerxes of Persia… had Others Ideas. 3 Simple Steps. To War. Join i, Shiro in a seek and search of His War On Water.?. Herein. A Legendary Battle that liquidated Great Dreams and branded Xerxes… deep inside. That Waterworks. Mysterious Ways. Pt. 1 First Sip.

 

In 480 B.C. Ancient Greece had much to offer Xerxes 1, then

Dynastically The, King of Persia. Then and so.

 

In 480 B.C… He went to have a Look. To take it All. Back

To Persia. Not that He was Alone. A Great Army.

Followed Hims. Close. To Help. Carry

Alls that Stuff. Back. From Greece To Persia. Of Yore. Persia

 

itself had and was gathering Territory. Mores Territory

that is. From and Of… Others. Is that so called, nomened

vamEmpiric Expansionism… ψ ⊕

of it’s Borders per se. By the Ways Of Military Expressionism

that is. Then. Calls For

War.

 

Alongs The Ways.

 

War. Push n Shove. Poke. Move Forward…

 

Xerxes 1, His One Great Army, headed Greeceward. All expressed

well, went, was going rather swimmingly. Till. Till

they ventured near. Water.

 

The Hellespont

(…Mod Nomen/Term: Dardanelles…).

 

Xerxes 1. With A Great One Army

standing still. Alongside

 

The Water. There.

 

 

(Music Link)

 

 

Tis here in Our World. Legends so and say. Recall,

then. That this Great Army One and Alls.

So driven to those murky depths despairing that. That

Their

King of Persia.

Declares War on

Water. LowLights

From and Of. Yore. Herein.

The War On Water.

Grecian.

 

With Those Waters of the HELLESPONT STRAIT that is. That is

to get Across. It. In 480 B.C.

War.

 

On Water.

 

Watery WaterColor Of… Water. There. Light as well. Well as a Swimminger. In. For Those With No Real Interest Than Where In Frick This Scene. Was Done.?. Brixham.

 

Hellespont.

Enroute to Greece. Of Yore.

To War.

 

Firstly… On Water.

 

On THE Water.

Water… itself.

Water.

 

At Wars with Xerxes 1 of Persia. Of Yore. War.

A One Great Fricken Army as well. Well as

 

Warrior Of The Water… Wars… Dropped His Rubber Ducky Methinks…

 

against Water in this and that Days, Times, Places…

480 B.C… ish,..

and Mind of Xerxes 1;.. War

Went Like This:..

 

The Kingly War on h2o: 3

Articles Of War.

In Our World. Legends of Articles so Writ. Herein. Begins.

Where and wherebys that and these:

Noble Lore of ignoble effects and cause. ‘Cos

The King Simply and So… Sayeth. So. Then.

 

‘Twas. War.

In 3 Simple Steps.

 

These and those 3 Articles. Of War.

Thereof. Belows. The Image of God.

 

Poseidon that is. That is

 

A Typical God of The Waters. Poseidon This Be.

 

  • Firstly; Get the Egyptian and Phoenician Engineers to Build,

Set-Ups and Lay. Across the Waters. Two Pontoony Bridges

Paired and Ups. For Your One Frick of A

Great Army to Step across. Waters. There. Hellespont Straits.

 

  • Secondly; Wait Overnight after the Aboves Build. The Winds

and Tidal Waters… Of AND OFF The Strait… Go straight… Then,.. Go

Sink The Pontoonys. Both. Deep. Davy Jones Deep.

 

  • Lastly. Thirdly; Simply. Declare War. On Water.

Kings Decree. Work Done.

 

Sparta. War. Calls.

 

War.

 

Xerxes First Move and Counter-Attack… After the insolent,

insolvent, insoluble woes splashed rounds and abouts. About

The Powers Of Waters to wetly go where no Waters had been. Before

thereby due to Theft thereof. His Two Sunken Pontoony. Went a Lotsa’

… Loony. ‘Cos… Firstly:

 

Water Heeded Him. Not. In this Watery War, Water was to

thus and so be treated ungreatly, ungratefully.

As an ENEMY.

 

So… Greatly, generally, less than that admirably, He so. Then

whet His Hunger. For War. Thus and so

 

A Great Wave. Kanagawa, Japan. Of Yore.

 

First Phase:

Sends in the Troops. Generals, Admirals.

To generally just whip arounds.

Admirably Administering a Whipping. Whilst

trooping Abouts in the Drink. Water.

 

  • Over 300 Lashes of Their Whips. Soon followed. That Order.

Made to Order. Xerxes. 1. King. Of loonsPersia… and Now.

Patron Saint. Of The S&M Crowd/Herd/Groupies/Peeps. WhipPets.?.

 

Water whipped into a Frenzy. By The 300. General

Admirations admirably trooped out as Whalloping Whips

and Lashings. Lashed Outs. Out and Aways ON the Water

amid that brutal oppressive onslaught. Thereupon.

Xerxes seemingly rather peevishly and

 

Kingishly, was wildly, wetly damping the rising Moods. Of

One Great Frick Army… wanted Mores.

All out. War.

 

On Water.

Now. Then

 

Whipped Ups. 7 Smoothies. Clicks Aways.

 

Poseidon. Trident. On Urn. Of Yore. Grecian.

 

With the Concept of Slavery also. All and So fresh, not uncommon in those

Times and Places. Of Yore. Xerxes Had another Plan. For His War.

On Water. Submission.

 

Phases 2… + 3.

Send the Troops wading out again. In The Wild.

In and To this Depths of Battle. Thereupon The Waters

  •   With a Pair of Shackling Handcuffs.

Trapping that Water. Good. Enough,

 

this however was not. The Water. Rebelled. Still. Moving

aways at Wills not Xerxes. Therein. Well this did will. Not.

For the Water… Well

 

This pithed and put out Xerxes 1. One, A Lot in deed. Indeed

next. Was Soon well enough. After. That. Put into the thick

of then Watery Combat Actions. Sizzling.

  • The Hot Irons. Applied.

 

Steam Clouds burst anew,

arose as Xerxes Great Army Ones battled on.

Bubbling, boiling.

Whistling, toiling;..

Steaming aways… The Water. That Enemy. Of Xerxes 1. King

 

Of Pontoonys.

Of Yore.

 

Persia also. Loony. Also

 

Water. Drop. There and Of. OFF as well… just. Now. So Beat… Those Drums Of… War.?.

 

At War

 

This Battlefields of WateryFields was Steamy. As Heck,

Hell, Saunas, Caves and others damped moistingly sweaty

such-like Places, Times. Bath-Rooms. So Ons. On Xerxes 1

 

Did this Battle switch. Switching Tactics to tacitly

show. The Water. Who Was Boss. This. Did not thus

 

Flow. Ons. Now

 

 

Feel Freely, Moistly Mature.

To Share.

Your Flow.

In Our World. Legends of and

 

To War. On Water.?.

 

Your Reasons. For.

Therefore… and WAR… Hows.?.

Whys.?.

Those Wet n Wild

...Calls.?. in Deed. Indeed

 

In Our World. Legends.

Be One.

 

 

(Video Link)

 

Next... too, So is. Pt. 2. Then: That To,

The Next Phase… Others Bits As well. Well as

King of Persia. War On Water. Hi Lights.

 

Please Feel Free and If So Inclined To Contact/Comment:..

i, Shiro that is.

With Any Thoughts, Hints, Tips and Dreams.

If A Particular Legendary Theme or Our World Legends. Is A Desire.

 

To Be So Writ. Herein.

 

 

Till next…

 

 

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