Tag: Self-Defence

Drink and Defend. Master that Drive. Drunk.

Ways Martial in Our World. Legends so and say many. Martial Ways consist of Unique, Innovative, Adaptive Techniques and Methods. Methods+Concepts. Concepts that accentuate Your present Capabilities. Capable enough to Seek and Search for that Extra Cup. Of Knowledge. Knowledge not forgot when indisposed, Drunk, disorderly. Ordered, presented. Herein. The Masterful Drunken Ways. 5 Monkey Styles. Served Ups. In Full.


Following The Ways of The Drunken Master is not easy. Apart

from the Drinking bit thereof. Therein then and after. These Ways

bend and sway in Ways more so. So more unusual

is the consistent

Top-Ups too. To Keep in Top Gear. Drunkenly Defending. Self.








and Defend.

Master that Drive.


can in deed be Hard Work indeed. In the Annals

and Chronicles.

Of Yore. Martial Techniques can be found in

many Ways. Ways


that mimic Movements, Attitudes, Postures,

Approaches. Of

an Idealised Object/Creature. Many Animal Forms

and/or Styles within many Martial Arts. Arts


of Drunkenness too. To


Just Following Those Ways…


simply and so understand the Hows

of this Art

is straightforward. Straight

as an Arrow and Focused You

MIND MUST BE... Whilst


Your BODY… Parties. On and Ons. Drunkenly.


That’s the Hard bit. Thereof. Herein too. To

and for. For

the purposes of Research and Alls that

jazzy stuff… i, Shiro

are Drinking. Drinking NOW. As i so writ. Hard

stuff so nomened


cos it’s liquidy soft, actually according to

My Senses of Finger.


What’s Got… These Guys All Out Of Shape.?.


Though tastes, bites pretty hard i, Shiro do, does

agree. There. With that.

On My Tongue. Also


Key Herein is this;

THINK… Then Drink…

AND Keep Thinking;..

Becoming The Flow…


The Our World. Legends according to the Drunken Masters.


Awareness is a State of Mind engendered when One

contemplates Arts of Self-Defence. As One Thinks of

Survival instinctively and flowing within, One sees merit

for applying common sensical, basic approaches.


The Act of Being... Drunk.

A Mind and Body State the Majority of Us Adults


have gone through. Go through



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in Drunkenness.

A Loss and Lack. Of Control ensues.

Of some and many Personality Characteristics.


Separation of Body + Mind... incomplete.

No Drunken… Master. Therein. That Glassy eyed View.


A Pair Of… Drunken Masters.?.


The Ancient Chinese Masters who Originated such Systems well

understood the Connection ‘tween Alcohol

and Violence In Our World. Legends Tell Tales so. Thus

When an Ego is so inflated and emboldened all

pretence of Civility disappears. Goes. Aways. Thus


To IMPRESS upon the Mind therefore the usual Civil Niceties.

The Kata and Forms of the Drunken Ways are ALWAYS Led

into with sufficient Prep, Intro. Attached. The Techniques

are not whimsical,..


following still the proper Respect of Tradition.


Monkeying Arounds:

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The emphasis is on Fluidity, Flexibility, Flowing Movements.

Each Showing/Highlighting a Change in Tactics/Response.


These are clearly tied to the Main Principles of such Systems

and the Unity of the Philosophies relating to Self-Defence.


Reflecting a (…GODAI... )

5 Element Concept.


5 Main Variations of The

Monkeying Ways:


  • Tall
  • Wooden
  • Stone
  • Lost
  • Drunk


This Fighter Waters Down Every Drink. It Takes.


  • Tall: Styles include less of the Tumbling arounds and mores of

the Upper Body Level Combat Work combined with Pressure Point Targeting.


  • Wooden: Styles include mores of the Grappling Combat Applications,

Techniques and Methods. Direct, Focused, almost Angry in Approach.


  • Stone: Styles include mores of the Solid Defensive Works and Stances/Forms.

Upright, resilient, balanced, rigid and strong. Vital Areas Targeted.


  • Lost: As is. An Art of strange,

almost awkward confused meanderings and Movements

which unleashes the Blocks, Strikes, Counters from surprising Directions/Timing.


This Fighter simply Drinks. No Water taken.



The 5 Guiding Movement/Principles
of The Drunken Arts:


  • Movement must be Unusual, Unpredictable, Upset the Opponent.
  • Movement must Blind, Bluff, Fake and Feint.
  • Movement must Scare, Surprise, Frighten the Opponent.
  • Movement must Negate and Counter Attacks.
  • Movement must be Drunkenly Deceptive, Disruptive.


  • The Drunken Ways involve Flexible, Responsive, Flowing

Movements, with a somewhat wobbly, wonky...

Spring in Your Step. Staggering



in such Ways during such Actions;..

thus becomes an Added Power. Momentum Gathers.

That then. Falls per se. On and To Your Oppo.

Crashing through.


Combining a Focused Intent and MindSet

that is. Is that

of Survival, Self-Defence… through and for…


ALLs Your Ways. Of Life. And

Partying Ons as well. Well as

adding Fitness, Flexibility (... Body + Mind…),

New Techniques that Flow.


To and for. Your Repertoire.




In Our World. Legends from those of the Martial Monkey King

have oft impressed, surprised

and entertained. The confusing actions, rolls and tumbles, falls and

spills abound. Techniques that surprise with style and direction. Students

are very relaxed, intentionally reminded and taught to be so. Even when


applying very strong and powerful actions. Fast

and efficient flowing, furious at times.

Smooth yet stuttered, upsetting concentration and focus of Opponent.


The Monkey Movements so mimicked are brought forward with the

appropriate Facial Features contorted too. To ape in deed such Animal

Ways as well. Well as. One must... look the part. Even if alcoholised. To


the Max. Cheers and Hic. Hoorays. To that.


The Drunken Master… View of Our World. Legends All. UpsHic…


Other Natures of the Our World Drunken Styles

also can be found within Arts Martial

such as HUNG FUT

with the “…Drunken Immortal…” Forms therein.


Hung Fut also has a “...Left-Hand Fighting Form…”

for the ambidextrous. Of Us.


ZUI QUANThe Drunken Fist… is another, so drunk and steeped

in such Ways.

A Combo of exotic WU-SHU and KUNG FU.


Combative Strikes and related Actions smoothly hide behind unsteady

Drunk like swaying Moves/Techniques.

Hand Postures oft resemble Cup Holding or Pouring Positions.

Acrobatic Techniques are also incorporated into stumbling,

staggering Steps, Leaps, Rolls, Tumbles.


Unorthodox. Great Visual Appeal as well. Well as


Some Kung. Fu. That’s some thing… Ups n Coming Your Ways… Burpsies.


Basically… When and If You...

Get Wired with Wine.

In That Mind and Body State;..

When Defence required:


Think Outside that Box. Just Flow.




Hangovers… optional.


The Aftereffects.?.


Mastering Drunk Drinking…

Feel more so than foolishly Drunk on emo.

Do Share. Herein.


Those Times, Places of indiscretion.

When so Full of Good Cheer... You…

did so Well and Good. Worth a Cheer. That was.


A Foolish Moment… that

You So Mastered. Then… or


Just Spilled Such Joys,.. All Arounds.


Cheers,.. Kanpai,.. Salute.



Our World Legends.

Be One.


Enjoy Life.

Simply Enjoy.


Stay Aware. As well, well as.


…Molte Grazie…


Next... Our World Legends… Journey Ons, with that;..

Taking the Pith. Testing the Waters.


Please Feel Free and If So Inclined To Contact/Comment:..

i, Shiro that is.

With Any Thoughts, Hints, Tips and Dreams.

If A Particular Legendary Theme or Our World Legends. Is A Desire.


To Be So Writ. Herein.



Till next…


The Patchwork Quill. Trivial Legendary Trivia.

At Times and Places in Our World. Legends spilleth, runneth over. Over and over with Info. Information that may Help… SomeOne. SomeWheres, SomeHows and so on and on. On and to these Tips, Hints and sayings of dubious Wisdoms. The Legendary Trivial Trivia. The Leftovers. Herein. The First Serve of 9. For You.?.


Whilst Researching Our World. Legends and All, there are Issues,

Qualms, Concerns. Concerning i, Shiro that is. That is the bane of

that and the Editor. Editing Outs. Stuff. This stuff Left-Overs. Herein

is oft

practical and common-sensical… yet and so. So


yet does sticks out like Awith sore thumb in the

Main Text/Theme being addressed. To and so

for that. Is this.



Tips, Hints, Wisdoms, Warnings, Glints n Gleams.

The Left-overs.


For You. To stew Overs.



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Those Patchy bits so Writ… that not do. Fit



Patchwork Quill.

Trivial Legendary


of Legendary LeftOvers.

A First One Serve of 9. Belows. Herein.



The Aim per se of The Quill so Patched is simply to

Enjoy. Enjoin and Supply …”…Advice…” Of Some.?.



The LeftOvers so grubby, Shine Best… Alone.

With Lotsa’ rubbing lovin. Therein. Thereof.


Their Place in the Particulars Legend Researched

was and is

oft minor. Major

Theme/Tale; hogging that and those


Limeylights. Therein.

Yet and so, the wishy-washy Wisdom remains…



You can Use it too… SomeHows etc etc;..

and pass it On.


Esp. if You enjoy Trivial Pursuit or such.



Writ Ups, Quilled

of the Patch…


1. Vis The Legendary Elephantine Style.

Martial Arts of Bokator : Therein.


  • A Mature Blue Whale’s Tongue...

...Weighs More Than a Mature Elephant.


2. Vis Their Survival Village Legend : Therein.


  • Seemingly... The Most simplest and effective Way

to provide Personal ( and Collective…) Security and Safety,

is to have Dogs.


(...Dogs,.. pref. Trained Dogs

not fluffball Creatures that fit into matchboxes.

The Dogs. Medium-Big. Lots…


or a Clan of Ninja or Kung Fu Adepts... You Choose.).



3. Vis Those Motions/Movements Toroid of Water/Fluid

and it’s Qualities : Therein.


  • Certain Regions of China served a so called White Tea.

(... Water, boiled… straight Ups...)




  • When You are in Quicksand ’tis said to get onto Your Back,

Arms and Legs wide etc, Stay Calm as can in such, Breathe in

largeHUGE amounts of Air… for buoyancy… Then... slowly,


Each Time and As Soon as one or more Your Limb/s come free…

use it/them to Swing Roll Your Body ... ROLL…… ROLL… as req’d.

ROLL/SWIM/SKIM towards the safe ground.


You’ll Have a minute or more… extra… TO GET OUT. That’s Yours

To Do. There. You’ll be muddy as... but Outs. Tired as well.



5. Vis That Ice-Cream Van Chase Legendaire : Therein.


  • The International Phone Code for cool spot Antarctica is 672.



  •   U.S. Patent No : 5971829 =

A Motorised Ice-Cream Cone Spinner. You Supply the Tongue.



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7. Vis The Missing ol’ Eternal Flame. Thingy. Therein.


  • Dubai has Solar Powered Pay Phones...

On a Cycling Track. In the Desert.



8. Vis Mountain High... D.U.M.Base Low, Under, In.


  •   Australia is The Only Country That is too. A Continent.



9. Vis Pod Power Pink. Dolphin Delights.Cia+Lsd.


  • Approx. 1/3 Of Our World Legends Water... gets Flushed. Aways



Feel in aways,


more than Free,.. To Flush This Ways,..

to Add Your Own Patch Ups so

Quilled to this Work. Those Lil’ and Largeish

Bits n Pieces

that Match not.


Anywheres Else.

That You so Know.


Hints, Tips, Warnings, Quotes, Mis-Quotes...

Any, All You so want Others to Know not. Either. Or


Those to be Passed Ons and Overs, Ups n Downs.

All considered. To be Shared. Herein.


Trivial or nots...

Just Writ. Them Ups. To

i, Shiro, a Comment. Or Three.

Send ’em. On. In. In




i, Shiro DIY Weaponry. These btw are NOT TOYS AT ALL.
Firstly… These Are NOT TOYS. ‘Tis a part of Ninpo Lore, Tradition and Custom for ALL Students to make Their Own Weaponry when possible. These are part of the i, Shiro Collection of such. The Basic Construction Method. Click Aways.


Next... Ups. Is... That freed ‘ol Mystery, cupped

to and for,

The Anniversary; Where and Bys

Boston Tea. Party Spills. Monumental Lost Causes.


Please Feel Free and If So Inclined To Contact/Comment:..

i, Shiro that is.

With Any Thoughts, Hints, Tips and Dreams.

If A Particular Legendary Theme or Our World Legends. Is A Desire.


To Be So Writ. Herein.


Till next…


Ninja Weapons Wall Slide-show.

Weapons. The Site Cameras are… emptied. Herein. Wall-to-Wall Weaponry Slide-show. Our World Legends. Minimal chat and background Music… too. photocredit/thanks:weaponcollector


WEAPONS of the NINJA and associated MARTIAL TRADITIONS helped shape much of the ancient world they were used and lived in.

Many are rather unique and classical in their form oft. adapted to suit the particular circumstances required.

Inventive indeed (click).


A very large variety.

Battle-field and training alike.


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Weapons Wall


…tis just a show-case Way,..

…to show-case such WAYs indeed;..

…in deed and in fact… too.


Some, over time and deeds became LEGENDARY…indeed (click).

Many included within Our World Legends.

A select few feature in various… as well.


So… Our World Legends do say. photocredit/thanks:togetherwerise


A LEGEND OF AMAKUNI for example, from the 7th/8th century;

tells of the WEAPONS LEGEND explanation whereby the KATANA, a single-edged Sword

was obtained by the simple division of KEN

the double-bladed Sword.




The HISTORY of such as NINJA WEAPONS involves so much more than War and associated Combat.


ANCIENT JAPAN…community + co.


TOKUGAWA CASTLE, EDO… Japan. photocredit/thanks:elteprompthu


From the settlements of Community and Defence necessity;

…also via the MINING and then ALCHEMY OF FIRE.


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the ANCIENT SWORD-MAKERS applied to create these unique weaponry items and onto

the BUDO MASTERS who personally refined technique and method.


And themselves.


Mirror… Musashi Miyamoto + Attendant… also. photocredit/thanks:joongdokwan


This training too for example would involve the interpretation of actions via THE ARTS OF WAR, THE DOJO and even the somewhat frivolous organised ‘ Hunts ‘ of the BUSHI SAMURAI

whereby wild animals such as quite large Boars or Deer forced/cornered into active COMBAT.


Live training indeed…with the losing party…

buried or eaten.




SLIDE-SHOW… to follow:


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The following NINJA WEAPONS WALL SLIDE-SHOW is a dedication and reminder of the inherent beauty…in




NINJA +co…WEAPONRY related pics.


Please Start at the Kunoichi with Chain Photo.

for some 200+ weaponry related pics…mostly.

The Slide-show: Weapon Wall.



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Till next…

For a look at ROCKnROLL’s MUSIC ORIGIN LEGENDS…(click)…or

(click) here…and see–HOW WE SET THIS TOWN ON FIRE…or then again…


…scroll up for another last lingering look at the



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