Whiny In Deed. Indeed
Men In Our World. Legends
Tell Winey Soaked Tales. Tall
or shortly True. Men, Wine
and War. Do not Mix. For
such cheap. Shots by those Hotshots
Do the Spanish
There is NO. War
No Battle in Cadiz. So there
are Barrels mostly. Emptied
100 Ships. So sailed, sallied forth.
Missing Their Quarry on those Seas. Seeing
Spain of Yore near and bys. By
Forthrightly counting. Ups
Some 15,000 Troops. So arrived
English, Dutch Soldiery. Soldiering
ins so. Sauntered Into. To Cadiz
‘nary a Spanish. Defender in sight too.
To not so look. Down That Barrel…
They Emptied Thems. Alls
instead. Unsteadily then
15,000 Troops. So
Ready to plunder plundered
Treasures and so.
Fight that good enoughs. Fight
Spain. A Lil’ Of Yore that is. That
November. 1625. When
Soldiers such Couldn’t Fight. Much
Their Ways outs.
Those proverbial Paper Bags. So Their
so exasperated enoughs
Sir Edward Cecil. So Ordered Them
Some.?. 14,000... Returned. Home
Inebriated too. To
varying Degrees. Thus
The English King Charles 1
So Piratical Planned Raids On Spains Plundered
Riches War Was.
in Deed. Indeed
this November Wine
Event did Plays. Out. Of
Yore A Lil’. Little more
did the bottled. Ups
Wine Barrels. Of Cadiz
know. What Hit Thems. Hard. Hardy Liquor
so thirstily consumed. By The Invading
Soldiery. Who soldiered
on thru. Every Bottle, Barrel they could. Get
Glasses for. For
no Treasure, Gold so alluring. Liquid
of Grape their Elixir. Of Life. Death
for some came. Later. When some
1,000. So dead-Drunk They missed
Boat Ride Home that is. Is that
to be. Found by The Cadiz. Defenders
lately arriving to find.
downs. On the Job. Of War
They were. Pissed. As
well as pissing off. These Defenders. Of Cadiz
who now. Had nothing for Their own
Glasses too. To
fill that is. That is
’bout it. For that. This Battle
They Came, Whined
They Drank. Wine
Fell Down. Bad Timings in Deed. Indeed
a November Wine not too. To
in Deed the Spanish were mainly. Aways. Means
mainly Sailings Ways back still. Tilling
slowly so were. Those Treasure Main
returning for Home too. To
nowhere near yet. Then. Them
English, Dutch. Soldiers
arrivings Ways too. Early
so missed Their. Prey. Preyed
upons. Every Liquor
in Sight in Deed. Indeed
of no Repute in this. The
War of Then.
When Men went Pirate. Drank
Ways too much. Macho
misery. So Ensued after. That, thus
Next… So to be: This
Magician. Thief King. Farouk 1. One Far Out.
Please Feel Free. If So Inclined too.
i, Shiro that is.
With Any Thoughts, Hints, Tips, Dreams.
If A Particular Legendary Theme or Our
World Legends. Is A Desire.
To Be So Writ. Herein.