In Our World. Legends Tell of Wow Weddings. Woes

as well. Well as within. This

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#31. Wow Wedding

Day. Worst Woes

 

too. To so begin. Their Day

in Deed nobly

 

 

started as per any other. Yet indeed

cannonballed, careened into. Chaos

soon enoughs. Enough

Love was not. Arounds abouts

 

ways these. Means well as

enough should have been said. Done

also. Long afore

 

This Wedding

Day’s End.

 

 

Turin. Italy

May 30, 1867. Whens

a

 

Son of King of Italy. The

Duke D’Aosta. Amadeo

so wedded Princess. Maria

del Pozzo della Cisterna. Wherebys

 

• Her Mistress of The Wardrobe. So hung

Herself. Then

• That GateKeeper of The Palace slit His. Own

Throat. Whilst

• This Colonel at The Lead. Of The Wedding

Procession. Collapsed Sunstroked.

Afore

• Their HoneyMoons Train ran down

the StationMaster. Well as

• The King’s Aide so fell. Off

His Horse. Died in Deed

 

then...

 

 

… indeed Faced withs ALLs that. Inevitable

indifference tolerated no longer. The Best Man

becomes a different. Man

 

faced Himself with such. Much

losses of Family/Friends. So beside

Himself. With Grief within

lets. So loose Emotions cold. Drawn

dread so dawns. So

• loses. Bests Himself In a Gunfight

 

with. Himself also. Well as

 

 

needless, moots too. To point. Outs

This Woe begun tided Marriage ties failed. The

Forever. Test.

 

Surprising Nobodys. Afters Alls

that. Aboves Ways. Woebegone as well. Alls

arounds abouts

 

• Turin. Italy

May 30, 1867. So

 

then. There.