Tag: Jokes and Puns

Taking the Pith. Testing the Waters.

The serious Nature of Our World. Has led to this. The Pith. Being taken, Times after Times. A fresh new look to those old Jokes. Herein. Just Over A Dozen Ditties in Our World. Legends and Laughs combine to make You cry. Out Loud. Merry Mirth on a Legendary Scale. A lil’. Anyways. Go ahead make Your HolyDay. After You’ve made Your New Years. Bed that is.

 

Welcome, Greetings To and From The New Years. Herein i,

Shiro as well. Well as their Entertainment, Entertrainment Values.

Whilst delving into Our World. Legends. Do oft carry a

socially stablising Theme or Message. SomeWheres.

 

Merry Christmas for example. Here. Personal, Social, Local, Global

and such are the Stars Shiny therein. Herein.

 

Another Side. ALL Togethers. By crossing that, this and

the thus messy crissed Mind of i, Shiro and Wordplay. s.

 

Clicks Aways. To See… What The Cia… Says ‘Bouts… Intelligence Mind Control. Stuff. From Their Official Database. Online.

 

A

Doubled Doses of those Divine-Nots Misgivings. Gaggle

of Giggles.

Quotes and Facts, History Rightly Left. Out. Herein

anyways. They Are.

 

Pairs of Penned, Typed. Type of Mirth.?.

Merry, Not-So-Wise Besmirks,..

 

To Keep You Going. To...

 

A New Year. Simply Enjoy.

 

 

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By The Dozen. Plus. Pith as well. Well as

Taking the Pith.

Testing the Waters

and so forth and so on. On with the

Pithy Pairs. We go.

 

Simply Enjoy.

 

 

  • Whilst Napoleon Bonaparte Tried To Grab All The Crowns of Europe.

He Couldn’t Afford A Belt.

 

  • Can You Name Romeo’s Fav. Hangout.?.

The Balcony.

 

  • Did You Hear That Mr. Mason Has Been Sent To Jail.?.

Free Mason.

 

  • Caesar: Hi Doc Ave,.. SO,.. What’s the Diagnosis.?.

Stabbing Pains. Again.

 

 

  • Teachers Note On Thomas Edison’s First Report Card.

The Lad Is A Bit Of A Bright Spark.

 

  • The Last Words Of Icarus.

What The FRICK Is R+D again.?.

 

  • Previous To Last Words Of Icarus.

Why Am I Sweating So.?. Note To Self... Stronger Deodorant.

 

  • Icarus Fav. Songslist. Top Three:

Candle In The Wind… Sir Elton John.

All Fired Up… Pat Benatar.

Lightning Crashes… Live.

 

 

  • Mrs. Death’s Most Repeated Wifely Advice.

Stop Bringing Your Work Home.

 

  • The Last E-bay Ad Of Icarus.

Will Swap Used EarWax Can For A Cool Refreshing Lemonade.

 

  • Why Did That Chicken Cross The Road.?.

Too WIDE To Duck ACross and Free Range.

 

  • Why Did The Chewing Gum Cross The Road.?.

‘Twas Stuck To The Chicken’s Foot.

 

 

  • Nemo’s Moot Motto:

Flushed With Excess;.. To Swimmingly Succeed. Eventually.

 

Feel Free and Mores to Create and Share Swiftly

Some Such

Pithy News. New

Ways Writ With Wandering Words Wonky. Legendary Loops

in

Local Thought. Of Mind. Yours.

 

Twist and querulously bend those so Quotes. To

Your this and that

Wicked or Wise Ways of Will. Too. Herein. As

Well. Well as...

 

 

  • What Do You Give SomeOne Who Has Everything.?.

Antibiotics.

 

Please Yes. In deed in. Here. Also. So say. Then

Share. Thems. Today. Mores. More and Overs;..

Have a Great Day as well. Well as. This

 

For and Everys Times, Places. Peeps Each

Need You in their PhotoShoots Over These HolyDays. There’s

This. From i, Shiro. For You. To Know.

 

  • I Now Know Why... i Look Bad In Photos.

Its My Face.

 

  • Take Care

 

Smile.

Stay Aware. Safe

 

 

In Our World. Legends. Be One. Too. To and

 

Next… Our World Legends Poetic Prose On

A New Year’s Rise Of The Phoenix. All Ashed Ups.

 

Please Feel Free and If So Inclined To Contact/Comment:..

i, Shiro that is.

With Any Thoughts, Hints, Tips and Dreams.

If A Particular Legendary Theme or Our World Legends. Is A Desire.

 

To Be So Writ. Herein.

 

 

Till next…

 

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