In 480 B.C. Ancient Greece had much to offer Xerxes 1, then
Dynastically The, King of Persia. Then and so.
In 480 B.C… He went to have a Look. To take it All. Back
To Persia. Not that He was Alone. A Great Army.
Followed Hims. Close. To Help. Carry
Alls that Stuff. Back. From Greece To Persia. Of Yore. Persia
itself had and was gathering Territory. Mores Territory
that is. From and Of… Others. Is that so called, nomened
vamEmpiric Expansionism… ψ ⊕
of it’s Borders per se. By the Ways Of Military Expressionism
that is. Then. Calls For
Alongs The Ways.
Xerxes 1, His One Great Army, headed Greeceward. All expressed
well, went, was going rather swimmingly. Till. Till
they ventured near. Water.
(…Mod Nomen/Term: Dardanelles…).
Xerxes 1. With A Great One Army
standing still. Alongside
The Water. There.
Tis here in Our World. Legends so and say. Recall,
then. That this Great Army One and Alls.
So driven to those murky depths despairing that. That
King of Persia.
Declares War on
From and Of. Yore. Herein.
The War On Water.
With Those Waters of the HELLESPONT STRAIT that is. That is
to get Across. It. In 480 B.C.
Enroute to Greece. Of Yore.
Firstly… On Water.
On THE Water.
At Wars with Xerxes 1 of Persia. Of Yore. War.
A One Great Fricken Army as well. Well as
against Water in this and that Days, Times, Places…
480 B.C… ish,..
and Mind of Xerxes 1;.. War
Went Like This:..
The Kingly War on h2o: 3
Articles Of War.
In Our World. Legends of Articles so Writ. Herein. Begins.
Where and wherebys that and these:
Noble Lore of ignoble effects and cause. ‘Cos
The King Simply and So… Sayeth. So. Then.
In 3 Simple Steps.
These and those 3 Articles. Of War.
Thereof. Belows. The Image of God.
Poseidon that is. That is
- ♦ Firstly; Get the Egyptian and Phoenician Engineers to Build,
Set-Ups and Lay. Across the Waters. Two Pontoony Bridges
Paired and Ups. For Your One Frick of A
Great Army to Step across. Waters. There. Hellespont Straits.
- ♦ Secondly; Wait Overnight after the Aboves Build. The Winds
and Tidal Waters… Of AND OFF The Strait… Go straight… Then,.. Go
Sink The Pontoonys. Both. Deep. Davy Jones Deep.
- ♦ Lastly. Thirdly; Simply. Declare War. On Water.
Kings Decree. Work Done.
Xerxes First Move and Counter-Attack… After the insolent,
insolvent, insoluble woes splashed rounds and abouts. About
The Powers Of Waters to wetly go where no Waters had been. Before
thereby due to Theft thereof. His Two Sunken Pontoony. Went a Lotsa’
… Loony. ‘Cos… Firstly:
Water Heeded Him. Not. In this Watery War, Water was to
thus and so be treated ungreatly, ungratefully.
As an ENEMY.
So… Greatly, generally, less than that admirably, He so. Then
whet His Hunger. For War. Thus and so
Sends in the Troops. Generals, Admirals.
To generally just whip arounds.
Admirably Administering a Whipping. Whilst
trooping Abouts in the Drink. Water.
- ♥ Over 300 Lashes of Their Whips. Soon followed. That Order.
Made to Order. Xerxes. 1. King. Of
loonsPersia… and Now.
Patron Saint. Of The S&M Crowd/Herd/Groupies/Peeps. WhipPets.?.
Water whipped into a Frenzy. By The 300. General
Admirations admirably trooped out as Whalloping Whips
and Lashings. Lashed Outs. Out and Aways ON the Water
amid that brutal oppressive onslaught. Thereupon.
Xerxes seemingly rather peevishly and
Kingishly, was wildly, wetly damping the rising Moods. Of
One Great Frick Army… wanted Mores.
All out. War.
With the Concept of Slavery also. All and So fresh, not uncommon in those
Times and Places. Of Yore. Xerxes Had another Plan. For His War.
On Water. Submission.
Phases 2… + 3.
Send the Troops wading out again. In The Wild.
In and To this Depths of Battle. Thereupon The Waters
- ♥ With a Pair of Shackling Handcuffs.
Trapping that Water. Good. Enough,
this however was not. The Water. Rebelled. Still. Moving
aways at Wills not Xerxes. Therein. Well this did will. Not.
For the Water… Well
This pithed and put out Xerxes 1. One, A Lot in deed. Indeed
next. Was Soon well enough. After. That. Put into the thick
of then Watery Combat Actions. Sizzling.
- ♥ The Hot Irons. Applied.
Steam Clouds burst anew,
arose as Xerxes Great Army Ones battled on.
Steaming aways… The Water. That Enemy. Of Xerxes 1. King
Persia also. Loony. Also
♦ At War ♦
This Battlefields of WateryFields was Steamy. As Heck,
Hell, Saunas, Caves and others damped moistingly sweaty
such-like Places, Times. Bath-Rooms. So Ons. On Xerxes 1
Did this Battle switch. Switching Tactics to tacitly
show. The Water. Who Was Boss. This. Did not thus
Flow. Ons. Now
Feel Freely, Moistly Mature.
In Our World. Legends of and
To War. On Water.?.
Your Reasons. For.
Therefore… and WAR… Hows.?.
Those Wet n Wild
...Calls.?. in Deed. Indeed
In Our World. Legends.
Next... too, So is. Pt. 2. Then: That To,
The Next Phase… Others Bits As well. Well as
King of Persia. War On Water. Hi Lights.
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